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miserable tight old cunt who cant afford to buy a round of beer
person 1: oi its your round
person 2: i cant afford this im a old age pensioner
The typical popped collar, puka shell necklace wearing, iroc driving, bleach tipped hair rulers of the jockocracy that was high school in the late 90s/ early 2000s. They thought Enema of the State was the best album ever and Paris Hilton was hot. Now have giant beards, wear skinny jeans, sell insurance and long for the days when they were cool enough to dump pigs blood on Carrie at the prom.
31 year old woman “Do you still think Chris Evans is hot?”
32 year old woman “Yeah, but he’s kinda an Aging Dude Bro.”
The male proceeds to shove his erect penis deeply into the mouth and throat of the female recipient. When the male happens to cum, the cum will drop out of her nose
Male: Hey babe, want me to give you a Ice age dragon?
Female: No, my nose still burns from last time
A former hardcore gangsta rapper who now relaxes within the confines of a gated community in a lavishly appointed, multi-million dollar home; enjoying a life that most of his fans can't hope to achieve.
A sell-out who's abandoned fighting "The Man" for fighting with his interior decorator.
Fan 1: Yo man, did you hear Diddy's 'bout to drop a new single?
Fan 2: Nah man I don't listen to that fool since he came out with a line of homegoods. He's gone form OG to AG.
Fan 1: AG?
Fan 2: Yeah he's all livin' the Armoire Gangsta (AG) life.
Fan 1: You jus' hatin'.
Fan 2: Nah man, I'm keepin' it real!
Lets just say if you have a middle aged cack you are superior to everyone else.
Once i whipped out my middle aged cack on him and he ran away and called 911
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A phrase used to describe something that didn't age well, but it took a long time to look bad.
Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.
Some dude in 1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"
Present day
Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"
Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."
Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."
n. the act of vomiting in such a way as to not draw attention to oneself.
Dude, Tim is engaging in some serious Casual Puke-age over there.
Don't worry man, my dogs will eat it tomorrow.