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Tomathy Simons

my beloved husband

Oh yeah, Tomathy Simons! Mia.inn.it's husband!!

by Tommyinnits wife November 14, 2021

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Simon Kjaer

Sexiest Danish soccer player ever. :D Well, besides Tomasson and Bendtner.

Omg Simon Kjaer is so hot!

by SouthAfrica10 January 12, 2011

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Simon and Garfunkel Shit

When you lay your sagging scrotum sack on the toilet seat while defecting so that your testicles do not go swimming in the toilet water. β€œLike some balls over toilet water - I will lay thee down β€œ

I have to take Simon and Garfunkel shits until my testicle support unit is finished drying.

by Pheecees August 4, 2022

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simon fraiser university

It’s a school in Canada, Vancouver to be more exact. Not much to say, but hey this is a definition for it so I guess yay?

Oh hey that schools Simon Fraiser University right?

by ParkingViolator August 19, 2018

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Simon "bunny" webster

Means going from placid to showing signs of aggression.

That bunny got teeth.

by hodmaster September 28, 2004

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Simone Biles

American artistic gymnast, World Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist.

The Goat of Gymnastics. She is considered the greatest gymnast on the planet.

Her personality to the public eye in gymnastics is a cutie pie / badass chick.

Wanna get on some next level type stuff. Simone Biles your way from the ground to the top baby!

by Cnnicholas June 4, 2021

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Covid Simon Says

The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.

Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.

by M-Appolo November 18, 2020

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