Something that seems like it might be easy, but turns out to be absurdly hard. Opposite of blag.
Teacher: You will have to watch The Martix for homework.
Chris: Blag!
Teacher: And make 2000 words of notes on how it relates to Rationalism.
Chris: Anti-Blag!
Anti-P.L.U.R. is a philosophy created by poet, singer, and expressionist painter Jade Moore. The philosophy satirically suggests war, hate, division, and violation (in blatant opposition of P.L.U.R.'s peace, love, unity, and respect) as it's ideals. The philosophy points out the ridiculousness of striving for one side of a dichotomy that requires the preservation of it's polar opposite in order to justify itself.
Hipster at party: "Who is that Marilyn Manson looking motherfucker who just walked through the door?"
Drug dealer at party: "He is the founder of Anti-P.L.U.R. and that is why he gets free drugs from me and you don't."
When you're about to get in to a taxi with 2 or more other people, and you suspect the driver is stinky and you don't want to sit next to him, you call "anti-shotgun" to ensure a seat in the back.
The driver looks like he stinks... I call anti-shotgun.
The term used to describe the period of time when neither the sun or moon are visible. This is most prevalent when there is an eclipse occurring which is not directly visible by you. Not to be confused with a new moon.
L - "God Richard, why can't I see the moon tonight?"
R - "Maybe It's foggy?"
L - "No I think it's a new moon"
R - "Just checked Google. There's an eclipse in Australia"
L - "Ahh! Must be a good ol' Anti-Eclipse then"
When things are going super crap and all of a sudden some weird ass shit just flips your world for the better. Like a reverse doomsday.
What the hell just happened?
I think we have just experienced
The Anti-fuckening ...
When you’re able to push away all bitches despite great effort.
"Vorag's compatibility with girls is akin to the natural aversion between water and oil. We call Vorag an Anti-rizzler"
"He turns off any woman he speaks to. He literally has anti-rizz"
Anti Scrub means non erasable
Non rubable
Usually written on markers
This permanent marker is Anti Scrub.