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a love bite on the adams apple normally given against the wishes of the man getting hence the hand wrapped around his balls to stop him fighting back
i forgot it was mikes birthday today so i gave him a purple apple HA HA HA HA
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When a female gives head while the male is sitting in a hottub or pool. Giving the illusion that she is "bobbing for apples".
"Dude, did you see Allison and Roger last night?"
"Yea, she was totally bobbing for apples."
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An apple dumpling is performed for neither pain nor pleasure, but rather a sexual conquest that few have mastered. One must plan to perform the apple dumpling in advance in order to obtain enough nut butter for the ease of entry. The act of performing an apple dumpling involves introducing either , BUT ONLY ONE, testicle into an eager and accepting butt hole. If the proper prep is involved, it should "pop" right in. The final, some would say most important, step to ask your partner to produce enough pressure in the anal canal so that the testicle will shoot out.
Connor, a fertile sexual savant at the ripe age of 19, describes his first experience with the apple dumpling as, "Man, just the feeling of my testicle in a warm, tight, shitty, butt hole and then to suddenly have an angel shoot my ball back into reality was the last thing I expected when going to chat with Professor Ms. Kathy about my English 101 paper"
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"I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice.
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss.
Your apple pie don't taste too nice
You'd better wise up, Janet Weiss"
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someone who buys the newest ipod/iphone/apple product that comes out each year with one extra feature
Ryan had Ipod touch first generation, but he decided to get the Ipod touch 2.0. for no appernet reason....Ryan is such an apple weenie
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I wondered why Shannon was being such a bitch until I glanced at the trash can and noticed the pile of rotten snatch apples.
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What are acquired when one walks around all day with crab apples in their cheeks, even though horse chestnuts have a better shape.
Josh: Peter, why do you walk around all day with crab apples in your cheeks?
Peter: Because I want apple cheeks.
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