Hardcore-Awesomeness

The epitome of all hardcore combined with awesome with 'ness' slapped on the end of it making it all the more epic.

Alexia and Brigitte are Hardcore-Awesomeness

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awesome-sauce

High probability this is the most lame brained, dipshitty word ever invented; likely created by some sniveling little turd who whines if s/he has to step foot outside or get off their goddamn i-pad for two whole minutes. Anyone that's a big enough nosebleed to actually use this word should be straight jacketed, put in a damp, dark cellar, & be left alone with their thoughts until they see the egregious error of their ways.

Tween bobby soxer #1: omggg!! The bedazzling job I did on my new denims is MAJOR awesome-sauce!! Jealous much?!"
Tween bobby soxer #2: STFU u irritating little runt, or I'll dust your crops for you! Jesus - did your mom have any kids that lived??!"

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awesomeness

Someone who is amazing.

Aaron is the awesomeness because he would "hold the world on his shoulders if it meant that someone else would be without pain. "

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Pure Awesomeness

When one's Awesomeness is coinciding with the state of anothers Awesomeness equalling double the awesomeness in each others presence=Pure Awesomeness

Im awesome but only cause your awesome but only cause im awesome we're pretty much Pure Awesomeness

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Titian awesome

The state of being titanically awesome. Titian is used as a supreme state of mastery for mental and physical thoughts. Also can be used for someone extremely beautiful and special. When joined with awesome it becomes almost a supreme being because of being titian and awesome at the same time.

Wow that woman is "Titian Awesome", she cant be be beat in all humor, beauty, and her big brain.

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Awesome-er

More awesome than awesome.

Invented by Alicia Michelle Avila

I'm Awesome-er than everybody else.

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Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

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