bacon bro

A friend who is a cop

guy: Who's that Joe's talking to?

girl: Of that's his bacon bro.

Bacon Fever

Alternative name for Swine Flu.

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO

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bacon when the

bacon when the is god himself. all hail bacon when the.

person 1: hey, you know what bacon when the is?
person 2: yeah, he's god himself. all hail bacon when the

bacon and pancakes

bacon pancakes bacon bacon pancakes put some bacon and i put it in a pancake

bacon and pancakes sounds pretty good brb

Side Bacon

When you have a beefy side (meaning stomach fat) that is what is considered Side Bacon

Nick: Check out ma Side Bacon
Brayden: Would you look at that

bacon meister

A large gothic red-haired, red-bearded man who has developed the secret to home made bacon

Damn I only have eggs... I sure wish I knew the bacon meister

Carbon Bacon

Bacon that has been cooked/ charred beyond recognition and resembles tire retreads

Carbon Bacon has been cooked by a person who has been up all night. I. E. Nurse RT.