(Verb.) To adapt media content originally intended for a gay audience to accommodate to a hetero-normative society.
'Straight-Baking' can be used as a past participle verb. E.g. "This TV series has been straight-baked." or as an /ed/ adjective when describing a noun.
When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch
Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.
When you cum in a girls cooch and just leave your dick in for 10 minutes afterwards.
Bro I took that girl home and we had a taco bake last night.
To blow marijuana smoke in a babies face to get him/her baked.
I always baby bake before nap time.
To get heat over something you have done or be reprimanded severely from someone.
I am going to cop a bake from the boss over missing that reporting deadline line last week.
Gezz that guy in the warehouse screwed up again, He is going to cop a bake when I see him.
When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.
Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead
#stillfail
Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.
Being so high ur not a human, only bean.
I bean-baked my chicken.
I am so beanbaked