Are you bald?

Another way to call someone dumb or stupid.

You lit a joint up while your parents were home? are you bald?

Bald Goof

Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

Damn Bald Goof is Bald. Shiney. Black. Clinical in front of goal.

bald walk

the act of walking dank to flex on them haters

I finna bald walk.

Hayleigh’s bald spot

Hayleigh’s bald spot is a chunk of hair missing from her head near the front of her hairline. We wish Hayleigh the best on finding a cure for her balding. You may also experience a similar situation to Hayleigh’s balding if you are either; Old, Tall, Pink, or Hayleigh.

Dumb person: “Hey! What’s that on your head?”
Not-dumb person: “Oh, that’s just my bald spot that’s almost identical to Hayleigh’s bald spot!”

Bald Randy

A living menace, he used to traumatize every kids in the late 2009

Bald Randy is a living concussion machine with his punt kick

Bald Randy

A living menace

That dude Bald Randy used to punt every mfs back then... bro was a pure menace

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE