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SENIORITIS -the catch a case trend, #seniors thirsty for sophomores , #age is just a number, #the shizz that Allen started, #thats a fat juicy case
Seniorities is when you have a shit ton of group meetings to do and exams to study for but you decide to get drunk and bring home flowers, chairs and buses
Fuck senioritis I'm gonna go kirvacation in Bali for a week and then remember I have an exam last minute
Senioritis is characterised by a general lack of interest in school, while most prevalent during senior year, especially during the spring, it can also manifest towards the end of the school year in juniors, sophomores, and even freshmen. Its is known to cause a slip in one's grades towards the end of the year.
Not only seniors can get senioritis.
The potentially life threatening disease that most commonly affects graduating high school seniors. It affects 99.9% of the population of high school seniors. It is most common in the second half of the year, especially after receiving college acceptances, thus provoking the common predicament among all seniors: “what am I even still doing here??”
Common symptoms:
- overall lack of motivation towards anything & everything.
- Wearing sweatpants at least 3x a week. (Bonus points if it’s the same pair of pants)
- Going to bed at 2am. Not because of homework, but because of Netflix ... because...duh.
- Unable to function without coffee.
- Arriving late.
- Substituting regular school clothes for pajamas .
- “huh???”
- Copying the math homework from Slader 5 min before it is due.
- Excessive use of the term “No.” in response to any task given.
- Not constantly checking your grades for the ~first time ever~ in all of high school. (You probably forgot that online grades even existed, until your mom called you frantically asking why your Econ grade dropped from A to C in one month.)
- Scouring the house for your textbooks on textbook return day, because you misplaced them at the beginning of the school year and haven't touched them since.
Cure:
- Graduate. Have fun feeling the same way in 4 years when you are about to graduate college!!
Teacher: “where’s Stacy? This is her fourth absence this week!”
Student: “oh, didn’t you hear? She has a terrible case of senioritis.”
Stacy: *sleeping in car in school parking lot*
A disease that seniors in high school get, symptoms are laziness, the ability to party and care about other things and not school.
William went through his senior year with a bad case of senioritis
The condition of wanting to slam your head in a doorknob because its the sharpest object in the room, knowing that it wont kill you, but being willing to do it repetitively unitl you cant move anymore.
Bro, I think Hannah got senioritis, look at those dents on her forehead.
A (mostly) made-up disease, common stereotype, and actual coined term in the dictionary that depicts high school seniors as being excessively lazy and unmotivated as they near the end of school for good.
It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
Most seniors suffer from senioritis because they have been burned out from going to school almost every day and doing almost the exact same thing every year for the past thirteen years.