What the beans

A funnier way of saying what the fuck :D

Jordan: hey Ryan yelled at me today!
Brad: what did he say
Jordan: he said stay away from my girl friend fag
Brad: what the beans is his problem!
Jordan: he has a midget scrodum
Brad: teehee!
Jordan: teehee!

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bean shot

--when a girl either unknowingly or intentionally provides a direct visual of her nani, vagina, pussy, cunt, bean!
--beanshots are visible when females wear short dresses, skirts or bikinis. most famous beanshots: picks of paris hilton/ lyndsay lohan gettin out of car. those two haole gurls are straight up skanks.

adam: ho bullay!
nick: what you fakah!
adam: bah! get plenty good kine bean shots tonite! cheee hee!
nick: U NO DAT! Alyssa was givin one mean bean shot earlier!
adam: yah bah dat fawka was mean, get white panites cheee!

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Mr Bean

Mr Bean is the ultimate comedian. Silly, hilarious and pretty much silent he never fails to make people scream with laughter.

person1: Woah! Look it's Mr Bean!
person 2: Wait I see a turkey
person 1: Well yeah! the turkey is on Mr Bean's head!

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Bean Dipper

A hot, promiscuous lesbian.

She is always knuckle deep in a different girl's twat. She's a real bean dipper.

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12 in the bean

It means when you throw a young child, under 12 years old into a big pot of beans and then eat them

Playboi: I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

Shitty ops: We saw you commit the 12 in the bean

Shorty: noo! playboi

Playboi: dont worry shorty you still my main ting doe boo.

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Gucci Beans

The evolved form of Cool Beans.

Person 1 : Bro! I just bought a Prius!

Person 2 : Gucci Beans.

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Bean head

the typical buzz cut a Mexican has

damn look Mikey gotta bean head now

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