When a guy sleeps around with multiple girls/women.
“I had sex with DeMarcus last night, it was wonderful!”
“That means he’s a bestie bouncer, he slept with me last week!”
Abbie is the best friend you could ever ask for, she loves sports especially softball, she likes people who’s name starts with D. She loves calling people bestie and usually simps over boys on the Internet. She is addicted to cute couples on Pinterest
When two good friends are hard at the same time (since they are besties) jack each other off.
Dudeeeee... You're hard too?! We're bricked up besties!
When your best friend blocks your shitty boyfriend on social media in solidarity with you.
“I just dumped Chris because he was a total dick to me throughout our entire relationship.”
“ew, girl I’m about to bestie-block him”
Two best friends, Two best friends that work together. Two best friends that play together. Best Friends
Me and you are Co besties.
bestie haven is a very good friend. she has all the looks. she spends most of her time on Pinterest looking either at cheer stunts or cute couples she wants. she will get mad at you if you run or walk to fast for her.
i just hung out with bestie haven.
A white girls best friend who is extremely gay, requirments inlcude the following
Flaunty
Funny
Girl Talk
Dramatic, but not overly dramatic
Slay
Super supportive to where if they werent gay youd think they were hitting on you
Girl: hey
Gay Bestie: Heyyy
Girl: So theres this guy i like
Gay bestie: omgosh like who
Girl: its jake but idk if i should ask him out
Gay bestie: you should like totally do it, youre def pretty enough
Girl: aww tysm
Gay Bestie: ofc
Girl: also i LOVE youre shirt
Gay Bestie wearing a bright pink polo: aww thanks