A terrible pop singer. Period. Her nasally voice, unremarkable style, and completely uncreative lyrics will make your ears bleed. Her "song", friday, is so ridiculously bad it got 25,000,000 views on youtube in 2 weeks.
If you listen to it you will curse God for giving you ears. You will want to hang yourself and shoot the person who gave her a record deal, for creating the horrible abomination that is now clogging the airways.
The best theory of why anyone would ever let this song happen is to create some kind of real life satire. They are trying to show how this generation will like to any music if the people who make it tell them to.
Rebecca Black:
"Yesterday was Thursday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards."
"fun, fun, fun, fun" to infinity and beyond.
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A wannabe gardener who kills plants. Opposite of green thumb.
I have killed all the plants in my house. I must have a black thumb.
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One of the best ballad metal song of all time.
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A poor excuse for a singer; considered the newest female Justin Bieber counterpart, Rebecca sings a song about the days of the week and her love of "Fry-dey" where she has a lot of "fun fun fun fun". She has no concept of musical creativity, meaningful lyrics, or concealer since she has a huge zit on her right cheek throughout the middle of her music video.
Those who love Justin Bieber will love Rebecca Black. Those who don't (aka 99.98% of the world's population) will want to kick her ass EVERY day of the week.
"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday/Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyinβ)/We-we-we so excited/We so excited/We gonna have a ball today/Tomorrow is Saturday/And Sunday comes after...wards/I donβt want this weekend to end." -Rebecca Black
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Blaming your problems on whitey.
Black racism is calling the kettle white.
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To remove the tobacco from a Black and Mild, then remove the lining. Replace the tobacco and smoke. Makes Black and Mild stronger, smokes better
"Yo, Smooie, I need you to freak a black for me, while i drink my brew
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