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The act of calling bullshit: When one person says something that another person is not in agreement with, that second person may "call bullshit" on whatever the first person said. By doing this, they are expressing their disagreement with what the person said in a humorous and yet serious way.
Person1: "Of course I don't drink! I'm not 21 yet so that's illegal."
Me:" Umm sorry, but I call bullshit on that. I was with you last night at that frat party and you were far from the perfect little sober college student you're pretending to be right now."
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A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!
Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
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A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit
Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me
Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
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The type of bullshit caused by a bitch nigga. A guy who says/does something that's retarded, like lying about you or stealing your girl.
Friend 1: Damn bro, Mike said you was fuckin wit Selena.
Friend 2: OH HELL NAW, he must be on that bitch nigga bullshit.
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AKA Bill O'Reilly of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News. Jon Stewart introduced this concept of Bullshit Mountain in a debate between Stewart and O'Reilly. After introducing that notion, Jon Stewart defined Bill O'Reilly as the Mayor of the Bullshit Mountain.
Guess who's gonna be the Mayor of Bullshit Mountain? Bill O'Reilly!!!
The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.
Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.
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Bullshit Hurricane Season occurs in the United States from about mid-summer until election day every year. Every four years there is a marked increase in the severity of Bullshit Hurricane Season, this event coincides with the Presidential Elections. Bullshit Hurricane Season consists of:
-Mud-slinging political television ads which pile up the bullshit higher and deeper each day.
-Debates that include insults and character attacks
-Talking heads on TV and radio "personalities" who dissect and examine every piece of irrelevant minutiae
We are in the middle of Bullshit Hurricane Season so I will not be watching TV until the second week of November. I will be watching DVDs instead.
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