If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

Buying Lobster With Food Stamps

A phrase used to describe someone who's being a colossal dumbfuck. Mostly just used as a degrading insult. Is much more effective against black people.

References retards who go to the grocery store to buy lobster with food stamps, thinking they're bougie as fuck.

Bro, how the fuck are you dying so much in this game, you can't be buying lobster with food stamps.

the poor man always buys twice

When someone is a tight-arse with money and they sacrifice quality for a cheap dollar price. The item usually breaks or doesn’t work well and they have to buy again what they should have bought the first time

“I thought I got the bargain of all time but it was just crap.”
“Mate. The poor man always buys twice!”

buying air-time

Buying a meal or treats for a person in the hope of receiving sexual gratification. "Air-time" as in legs-in-the-air-time.

By paying for her lunch she thought he was generous but actually he was buying air-time.

take someone to best buy

Putting an electronic wireless butt plug in to someone's rear, keeping control of the remote and then going shopping.

I'm getting ready to take someone to best buy. Hope the batteries don't give out on me.

buy it

To die or be killed.

If anything goes wrong it will happen so fast that you’ll buy it without noticing that you’re dead

Children buying guide

Sure, I'd be happy to explain how to buy chicken from a store as a teacher!

1. Determine what type of chicken you need: Before heading to the store, decide what type of chicken you want to buy. Do you need a whole chicken, chicken breasts, chicken legs, or another type of chicken product? This will help you navigate the store more efficiently.

2. Choose a reputable store: Look for a store that sells high-quality chicken products. A good quality store will have fresh chicken that is properly stored and displayed.

3. Examine the chicken: When you find the chicken you want to buy, examine it closely. Check the expiration date to ensure it is still fresh. Look for any signs of discoloration, such as brown spots or an off odor, which are indications of spoilage. Also, examine the packaging to ensure that it is properly sealed and has not been damaged.

4. Choose the right amount: Decide how much chicken you need. If you are buying a whole chicken, consider the size and weight of the bird. If you are buying individual chicken parts, think about how many people you will be serving and how much each person will eat.

5. Consider the price: Look at the price of the chicken to make sure it is within your budget. You may want to compare prices between different stores to find the best deal.

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