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When a fuckboy has a really good dick game but you know he isn’t good for you.
I can’t resist Brian’s cactus dick.
When a man finds a decently sized beehive with the intent to penetrate it in a sexual manner with his penis until his shaft is swollen and covered in bee stingers.
Afterwards, the man has sexual intercourse with a female, Thrusting his prickly swollen penis through the woman's vagina giving her the Swollen Cactus.
My girlfriend is coming over tonight for some honey and a Swollen Cactus
The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.
“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!
A sex position where you you pin your partner against the wall with their leg raised on a 90 degree angle and the opposite arm also raised at 90 degrees. A little bit of grow out is preferred to for prickly feelings.
I had some mad sex the other night. He pulled out a the wild cactus and made me cum so hard!
When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man
Guy: ur a bitch
You: Oh go fuck a cactus
S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)
OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS
theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .
"I hate that Swamp Cactus. ;
i married a Got-Damn Swamp Cactus. ;