Jew call

When person X calls someone else, but only lets the phone ring once and hangs up immediately after, signaling to the dialed person that he/she should call back person X. In this situation person X doesn't need to pay for calling the other person.

Person Y: Yo, did you just give me a jew call?

Person X: Sorry, I'm cheap. Now let's talk.

dust calls

The receiving of a telephone call from a third world country.

"hey Margerat, who was that?"

"just another one of those dust calls again"

call-sniper

Commonly used in the first responder world as a person who snags calls off the screen before a dispatcher gives it to the assigned person.

Officer Dave is a call-sniper when viewing a pending call before another assigned officer receives it and steals it before dispatch gathers all the information

Toilet Calling

The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.

Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?

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Call of Duty

One of the reasons why you're single

Michelle: Ever wonder why you're single
Dave: Why?
Michelle: Because you play Call of Duty!

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Call of Duty

The reason I want to die.

Mike: Hey Jim want to play call of duty?
Jim: Fuck you Mike.

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Call of Minecraft

Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.

Idiot: Lawl DuDe ThEY ShuD so Mak COD Wit Mincrft n MakE Call of Minecraft hur hur hur

Person: No.

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