Rare Candy

An Asian girl with big boobs and/or ass. Finding Asians with these assets is difficult, thus the "rare" part. Also based off the item in the Pokémon series that is hard to find.

John: "Yo did you see that Asian girl?!"
Tyrese: "Yea bruh she's a total rare candy. Biggest tits on an Asian I've ever saw."

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candy high

When you intake so much sugar your body can't take it and you fall into a sugar-induced high. Usually results in you doing dumb shiz you'll regret for a while. It's different to different people but the feeling is overall the same.

She got so candy high after all those churros that she jumped off my balcony...Definitely not a good idea on her part.

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ham candy

The hardened, spicy-sweet glaze that encases a honey baked ham. Often flakes off in chunks.

Uncle Junior, can you pass me a piece of ham candy? Mine must have fallen off.

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candy striper

A Naughty Nurse.

Named after their candy cane looking uniforms although those variants are probably extinct today.

When Andrew was injured in the Corp he got plenty of action indoors from candy stripers.

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Skull Candy

A new brand of headphones with great sound quality and unique designs on them. They are sold in bud form or over the head form with names like Skull Crushers, G.I.'s, and Low Riders.

John bought those new Skull candy headphones and now you can't even talk to him.

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candy 64

chevy 64 impala with candy red paint

check out that candy 64

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candy cane

its a fucking stick with peppermint stick that people suck.

"hey bro want a stick in your mouth"
"want a candy cane?"

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