cheating enjoyer

is someone who derives pleasure or satisfaction from engaging in dishonest behavior, particularly in the context of relationships.

"John, despite the risks, you seem to revel in being a cheating enjoyer, intoxicated by the thrill of secrecy and deception. It's truly heartbreaking how you trample on the trust and feelings of others. Honestly, you deserve every consequence that comes your way for such reckless behavior. The pain you've caused is immeasurable, and it's time you face the reality of your actions."

cheating enjoyer

is someone who derives pleasure or satisfaction from engaging in dishonest behavior, particularly in the context of relationships.

"John, despite the risks, you seem to thrive on being a cheating enjoyer, always thrilled by the secrecy and deception. It's really disappointing how you disregard the trust and feelings of others. Honestly, you deserve the consequences that come your way for such behavior."

cheating enjoyer

is someone who derives pleasure or satisfaction from engaging in dishonest behavior, particularly in the context of relationships.

"Despite the risks and potential consequences, John was known as a cheating enjoyer, thrilled by the secrecy and deception."

vegan cheating

the state of being single, but telling an interested woman that you have a girlfriend. this will incite the forbidden sexual thrill and spontaneity of the real thing, but does not actually involve hiding information from someone, hence the "vegan".

"What do you mean Sarah's really your cousin?"
"Yeah, I just told you she was my girlfriend. You sure outfucked her. That's vegan cheating for you."
"I guess I did, huh?"

cheating scumbag

Tom Brady

"I'm so glad that cheating scumbag finally retired this year."

Adventure Cheating

When your significant other goes on an adventure/vacation with someone else besides you.

My boyfriend is adventure cheating on me, because he is taking his friend on a trip without me.

Clump Cheated

A historical event of monumental impact where someone notably influential and well-known within a community breaks the rules in a humorous fashion.

Clump Cheated! (insert person's name here) disgraced!