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When a female climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy. Open sesame is not required, but suggested.
A girl performs the Genie of the Clit when she climaxes after being rubbed three times on the pussy. Open sesame is not required, but suggested.
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When a clitoris and beer gut become so large your doctor tells you that you are a fat ass. This area is penetrable only by ones cousin.
Hey Eryan, your pants would fit better if you didn't have that beer clit.
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A clit fit occurs when a lesbian begins to rant about the male dominant society in which we live and how nearly everything is constructed in a phallic way to subliminally undermine women and their vaginas.
lesbian having a clit fit, "Look at that light switch! It's a like a little cock I have to stroke just see in the dark!"
man, "but if it you stuck your finger in a hole in the wall to turn on a light, you could be electrocuted."
lesbian having a clit fit, "fuck your penis!"
man, "please do."
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The small pellets of condom lubricant and female vaginal fluids that congeal around the outer folds of the labias.
I would have went down on her but I didn't want to get clit boogers in my mouth.
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The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.
She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!
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When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.
Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
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"classy" and "lit" in one word
I wanted to make "classy" and "lit" one word and almost put "were gunna be clit"
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