When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.
Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.
Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.
Definitely a real thing you can buy in Jars.
Hey Joe, I've got your Decimated Coconut right here. Get it into you.
a pickup line for when you are trying to complement a Homo sapiens(male)
“oh boi your dick harder than a coconut”
An action preformed by 4 or more individuals who bounce up and down around a certain item or area. (hopefully, around a coconut)
Those campers over there are coconutting where the flagpole would be.
The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.
I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.
The act of cumming into a selfmade coconut-fleshlight.
Damn, coconutting 4 times a day really is exhausting!