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Couple watching

When a couple watches a show together, and neither of the parts are allowed to watch the show when they're not together. They watch the show together. They are couple watching.

Person 1: "Oh, have you watched Euphoria?"
Person 2: "Yes! I'm couple watching it with my boyfriend"

by uronlinegf March 22, 2022


squadron couple

When two people in your squadron start dating.

Always be on a lookout for updates on that relationship because it NEVER works out :)

Sgt Dang: hey what’s with our squadron couple?
FSgt Blong: didn’t you hear? They already broke up last week.
Sgt Dang: it’s been three weeks…

by qoqosqueeze June 27, 2021


paige and ronald couple

Paige and ronald coupled

Paige and Ronald coupled together are two sex savages and soulmates that fuck hard and love harder.

by Whiskerbuscuit December 7, 2019


couple-nother

At least two more drinks

I'm going to have to have a couple-nother before spending time around my ex

by guerillacollective July 6, 2018


couple's massage

When you're banging your girl doggy style and someone is licking your dick and her pussy at the same time.

Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.

by sgtinf February 8, 2020


soft couple

A couple who are all about cuddling and kissing, nothing more. Often called a boring couple.

P1: OMG Jenny and James are together
P2: What kinda couple though?
P3: A soft couple but i'm sure that they'll turn into more.

by WhyWouldMyNameBeVital? March 20, 2017


couple squad

a couple squad is when you and your friends couples go to the cinema come back and have a cluster fuck after that they swap couples and keep doing this process until they end up with their desired couple

mum there was a amazing couple squad today

by oafandahalf April 6, 2016