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A sexual act in which five underage Russian girls take turns pegging you and shitting in your mouth while you attempt to tweet in between gagging on the shit, which often runs down your mouth because of the high fiber content and lands on your phone, preventing you from finishing a sentance.
"What's the weirdest thing you've ever done sexually Mr. Trump?"
"Well, back in 2015, I was at a hotel and paid a group of girl scouts to covfefe me."
"What's that?"
"Covfefe? It's getting four or five underage girls to peg you and shit in your mouth."
"Dude. That's messed up!"
"It's really not. You get used to it. Tastes delicious and is great exercise. As my father once told me, despite the negative press, covfefe."
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A word ORIGINALLY (see the U.S. president isn't bad.. he's original..) used by President Donald J. Trump in a tweet in which he ridiculed the press. Covfefe is the politically correct way to say "bullshit".
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe..."
It's very easy to see that the word "covfefe" was used to negatively describe the press. In essence, it was to describe CNN and other left-wing media outlets that have been desperate at trying to undermine, belittle, and slowly destroy Donald Trump's integrity as the president of the socially and racially divided United States of America.
With a little insight, you can easily see what the word really meant. Covfefe could be another way to say "Brouhaha".
1. Donald Trump posted the tweet by accident and must have forgot to finish writing it.
For the jokesters, a big YUCK FOU for allowing this to blow up when you're all so capable of possessing free thought.
"Despite the constant negative press covfefe, I am still going to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN despite how many haters I have."
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Covfefe (cov-fey-fey) n. A word that breaks the internet. etymology - typo in a tweet by president Donald Trump that broke the internet.
It's time to create a covfefe for my social media accounts.
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The word you use when you are too stupid to know how to spell a word such as coverage.
Despite the constant negative press covfefe.
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President Trump's misspelled word in his tweet which is supposed to be "coverage "
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Covfefe is hot steaming cum in your coffee instead of creamer in the morning it's usually drank what no sugar just pure man jizz.
Covfefe can be made in a frappe it will just be cold :)
Hey, Fred would you like some good ole Covfefe or just some decaf?
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A diplomatic way of conveying the term "bukkake" so that journalists that source their breaking news hit piece stories using "sources familiar with the president's thinking," can rapidly retweet it to other journalists without comprehending the slight to their profession.
CNN's coverage of President Trump's alleged insistence of two scoops of ice cream after dinner is covfefe.
Rachel Maddow's tax return show was an informative covfefe of how her audience lacks knowledge of how to file a tax return.
Maxine Waters is the physical manifestation of a covfefe of insane stupidity.
That Anderson Cooper panel was a deranged covfefe of why Trump will win in 2020.
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