A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
Covid dissonance
(noun) Covid dissonance is the mental state brought upon by needing to mentally operate in unprecedented, trying, unforseen, difficult times as if the world isn't a disastrous trash fire all while the world is, in fact, a disastrous trash fire.
A Covid variation of a sexual spiderman. Where you cannot sexually get close to your partner so you jack off and have to lob your load at least two metres and hope it hits the right person.
Hey Jack, I seen my girlfriend the other day. She was gagging for some cum. But not to break the rules of lockdown I found a secluded bush banged one out and threw the Covid Spiderman as far as Steve Backley. That hit the spot.
Somebody who feels entitled to approach you and stick their nose in your business due to the COVID19 Pandemic.
"I was just doing my shopping today and some Covid Nonce thought it was appropriate to approach me and tell me to put on a mask"
When someone inadvertently catfishes you because they've gained covid-19 quarantine weight and haven't updated their pictures yet.
" I finally met met her after quarantine and she covid-catfished to me... that's all right though because I like a little extra meat :-)"
A man or woman who appears attractive until the mask comes off.
I asked this dude out, but he turned out to be a covid-catfish and when his mask came off I just couldn't even...