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Very Quick, Very Agile Skaters who make nifty moves and always fin.
Jordan Eberle has crispy skates.
Cool, good, delicious, fresh, better than expected. Like when fried food stays crispy til the next day, it’s unexpected and delicious.
Oh man that shit was next day crispy.
When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.
I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!
When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.
"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"
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"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.
What do you want to do. “ I don’t care” as in the crispy.
This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!