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When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.
I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!
This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!
When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.
"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"
or
"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.
When your so burnt you have no clue what's going on around you.
Smoked out.
When you claim to get your best sleep while driving.
Vacuming the same spot on your carpet for ten hours. The act of tweaking.
Stealing your friends stolen car.
Stealing your bag and helping you look for it. Attempting to purchase drugs with casino match play or EBT.
Rubin is crispy/crisp'n he tried buying a 20$ bag with a 10 $ match play.
Say the crunchy mom life is a little too extreme for you. You can go crispy mom. Pick and choose how crazy you’d like to get with the neo hippieniss.
Crunchy mom 1: omg! Can you believe Emily? She’s such a crispy mom.
Crunchy mom 2: what’s a crispy mom?
Crunchy mom 1: she’s like us but normal because she doesn’t do all the crazy things we do.
The act of going to someone’s house and doing nothing for 3 hours.
What do you want to do. “ I don’t care” as in the crispy.