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If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.
*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees
A female friend who is most likely to partake in sexual acts with an elderly male.
“Sandra, such a gold digger, she loves her crispy ends!”
A baby born with skin so dark, it doesn't exist on the known color spectrum
"Damn, Jay was definitely a crispy baby."
Crispy Snack: When you jerk off into a bowl of bread crumbs and deep fry it, then feed it go her as a Crispy Snack.
Example: Hey Andrew, I gave Anna a Crispy Snack last night!
When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.
"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"
or
"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."
A Swedish Full-Time Email Copywriter who provides emails for clients in their voice to grow their sales.
Disciplined, hard-working, and a supporter.
Crispy Enterprises, the top rated Email Copywriter.
Referring to the leaked photos of the wreckage of Kobe Byrant's helicopter crash, referring to his charred corpse. "Crispy Kobe" is a kind of "cat-call" meant to purely piss off fans.
Damn the cav's lost to the lakers again. But guess what. Ha! Crispy Kobe.
Lakers Fan: You racist fuck, I'll beat your ass.