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A false-title often applied by a previously suppressed high school senior to himself-- under the hot sun and rum-influence of Spring Break-- following his first sexual experience.
Newly self-appointed “Kings” tend to constantly remind others of their status, take off their shirts, use terminology they’ve heard in rap songs, act drunker than they are, and hump everything in sight without regard for attractiveness or gender. Though these symptoms continue well after Spring Break, by the end of the vacation most “Kings” will either have gotten their asses enthusiastically kicked or have enthusiastically thumbed another guy’s ass in a club believing that they have “fingerbombed” a bombshell. Other side effects include increased attentiveness to middle school girls, shit-eating grins, and a veritable flood of brainless nicknames and related wordplay.
“Make way for the imperial King of Crunk!”
“The King of Crunk’s scepter is pale and shriveled.”
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Getting crazy drunk.
And acting like a complete rando hobo worshiper.
Rando:Whoah what are Hannah and Liv doing licking that hobo's foot?!?
Rando2:They got crunk
Hannah and Liv:GET CRUNK...nigz.
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To get stomp'd the fuck out.
"Yo this nigga Fat Joe did a piece over Smash WGF."
"Word? I woulda crunk blasted his punk ass."
"Don't Front."
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The state of being extremely intoxicated. The word diesel is usually used to differentiate between getting crunk, which may be done on a regular basis, and crunk diesel, which signifies a special occasion. An important distinction to make is that the occasion must be a positive one; getting crunk diesel is a celebratory action. It should also be noted that on the spectrum of intoxication, crunk dieselment spans from the point when one is sufficiently intoxicated to begin to act silly and lose inhibitions to the point where sickness or other unpleasantness sets in. Beyond this point, the drinker is no longer crunk diesel.
Dude, you got a new job? Let's get crunk diesel tonight!
Hey my friends from high school are coming back into town and we're all getting crunk diesel.
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A marine located in Japan, that has exceed the level of crunkness. Someone greedy, grimey, loyal. Has the ablility to steal other peoples girlfriend/wife. Partys all night, and be able to sneak around without getting caught. Has the great ability to drink his face off all night and manage to wake up for work at 4am looking sober. The party man, the bar hopper, the go getta.
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To get overly hyped up at whatever you are doing. Not meaning drunk.
*Applies to people who have once lived in Texas. BTW, do not use the word "crunk" in Ohio because people think you just mean you are getting shwasted.
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