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The Jesus Boob Cult is a place where fags share trauma and a love of phoebe Bridgers while drinking Jesus’s period blood and eating his boobs. The JBC is very selective of its members and will only allow the gayest of the fags and the gayest of the straights to participate in its rituals.
Person one: are you in the Jesus Boob Cult????
Person two: yes but I’m not supposed to tell anyone
Person one: WHAT how did you get accepted, I’ve been trying to get in for months!
The rising religion of mouldy cheese, our religion focuses on memes, spaztic teenagers such as ourselves and of course, cheese.
The mouldy cheese cult has previously stolen a rusty spoon.
art collective, school of thought, people making art in parking lots, definitely a cult. IG @loiter.cult
I would've went to that White Nationalist Rally but I found Loiter Cult instead. Thanks Loiter Cult.
The STRONGEST cult in the world if your not in this cult then you are not loved and your dad left you.
Hey are you in vegeta cult? No I’m a walking L
The Vegeta cult is for the elite. If you are in the cult then you are cool. If you want to join then you must use a TikTok pfp containing an anime character with a green jack/Vegeta jacket.
Killua : Are you in the Vegeta Cult?
Tanjiro: Yep
Killua: Sweet, I am too!
A cult that religiously follows Poog's code, which is basically 'Poog do no harm'. I have no idea where Poog came from, but they are the most wholesome being to ever exist (shut up you'll agree with me). The cult of Poog often protects them at all costs, and basically praises the fact that Poog is the sweetest being to ever walk on this planet. I'm not kidding.
Person 1: Poog do no harm.
Person 2: WTF Allison? You again?
Person 1: Join the Cult of Poog.
Person 2: ...
I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.
Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."