cyber crusader

a person who feels its his divine purpose to correct people on everything and belittle them for there terrible sin.

person: I totaly like nickleback

cyber crusader: Go eat a big bag of dicks you faggot nickelback can only right crappy sappy tunes that are for 12 year old girls. and its spelled nickelback...wow your dumb as shiiiit and a fag. i would kill myself if i where you.

person: thanks you for correcting me cyber crusader i will for ever remember your wise words and heed to them.

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Cyber Terrorism

A grossly overstated "threat" contrived by power-hungry fascists to convince Brits & Yanks to surrender yet more of their civil liberties and rights to the government.

London: "People are starting not to fear al-Qa'eda anymore!"

Washington: "Settle down, it'll be okay, we just need a new threat..."

London: "Like what?"

Washington: "Ah I have it! Al-Qa'eda is going to launch 'Cyber Terrorism' attacks from its caves in Afghanistan"

London: "Oh, thank you Uncle Sam, that should shut the public up for a while..."

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Cyber trick

A sexual webcam used on riverdail by chic bringing out the darkness in Betty

Chick I a cyber trick

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Cyber Cock

A term used to describe a virtual male penis. It can also be simplified into the two letters of CC.

Guy: Hey, do you like CC?
Girl: I suppose?
Girl: What is CC?
Guy: CC's pizza.
Girl: Sure I like it, it's edible.
Guy: So you like Cyber Cock Pizza?
Girl: Yes plz.

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cyber snitch

internet snitches get stiches too.

Everyone rags on some stupid ass girl on youtube and was linked from another site and then some douche bag leaves a comment in the youtube video

"Heeey herpa derpa girl whos pretty but cant sing, all the comments came from a website of mean people take it easy they are just trying to be mean"
cyber snitchin leads to cyber stitchin bitch

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cyber ship

Noun: The computer or laptop or any other device used to cruise the internet.

Is that your notebook? Yup, it's fast and it serves as my cyber ship that I use to surf the web.

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Cyber Castration

A celebrity or politician who has his balls cut off and handed to him by the media after texting or emailing photos of his penis to women.

Brett Favre deserved the cyber castration he got from the media after texting photos of his man junk to a woman.

Will Rep Weiner recover from the cyber castration by the media for sexting his penis pix to several women?

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