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a long stick that sits on a male and makes them feel insure if they are long enough or two long or makes girls feel precious
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The relative girth of a man's erect penis.
Jenna: Did you see the dickness on that man? Oh boy, that thing was thick!!
Alexa: Oh yeah, that really packed a punch.
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fail; epic fail; this has multiple definitions, but I hear it used the same way in different situations such as the one below...
teacher: "Give me an exaple of a vegetable."
student 1: "Tomato."
teacher: "No, a tomato is a fruit."
student 2: "DICKED!"
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There were once two friends a cock and an ass. both lived on the farm of senator dick mageee. senator dick was infamous for his odd inter-species sexual preferences. cock and ass had several times been forced to entertain him. They began to plot against him to try and destroy his libido. One day when senator was advancing on cock ass ran up and kicked him in the rear. cock took the opportunity to lunge at dick's stomach but dick jumped and cock landed in his groin. while in there he turned around and tried to escape but got stuck and only his head and neck still stuck out. the kick that ass had developed created a huge crater in dick's rear as well as sent a crack heading up his rear. after that day all human males had a cock's head and neck sticking out of thier groin and hole and crack in their rear (women gained their ass differently; see pussy)
"His dick was too small to receive pleasure from"
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To hall off and kill some bitch.
This guy was totally being a dick, like word.
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A game that can only be played by 2 or more kids with parental supervision, inside of a grocery store.
When the family goes down the produce aisle, and one of the kids grab 2 food items, turns to the other kid and yells, “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...,” and whips out the small item, then yells “MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...,” and whips out the big item.
This continues until the parent is so embarrassed and angry, that the first kid to get grounded or beaten in the store wins.
“Hey Sterling! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dick...” (pulls out a grain of rice)
“MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dick...” (pulls out an eggplant)
Mom: “Are you guys playing Yo Dick My Dick again?”
Why are you searching for dicks on the urban dictionary? You horny fuck.
Seriously, get a life, dicks don't matter.
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