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To insert a banana into your partner's anus, peel it, and proceed to eat it.
I was horny and in need of potassium, so I gave a dirty dole.
When your Russian brotha from another moth gives you a blowjob, but then has to chug vodka to kill the demons because he is actually straight.
Why do Russians love vodka?
It’s so that they would be prepared for a dirty Nikolay
When you’ve been so sick that you shit the bed but still want to have sex.
The act of covering a dick in pollen, then proceeding to stick a flower up the penis.
Simone did the Dirty Delilah with Aaron last night.
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When you fuck your man so well he is stuck in a Paralysis for the rest of the night and forget everything.
Oh my god man I don’t remember anything last night my girl must have gave me a dirty Gia
A man who gets all the pussy but likes it rougher then sandpaper.
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shitting in a tube sock and freezing it by putting it in the snow, then proceeding to smack someone stone cold in the face with it.
I'm so glad we got hit with a blizzard...now Max can get the most painful dirty bobsled in the history of sock-shitting.