Person 1: I’m ready to get drunk this weekend
Person 2: yes buddy let’s get a mega donk of beers
1. Japanese slang for suck a dick
"I asked my girlfriend bangin donk on my sub"
When you see a cutie with a booty that you wanna bump donks with; also a new fetish (or kink) where two or more people consecutively bump donks for like 20 minutes to get off.
Sentence 1: "Hey momma wanna bump donks tonight?"
Sentence 2: "My butt is sore from bumping donks with Chantelle last night, she's really good at bumping donks."
A person who is being silly/stupid.
You’re such a wonky donk, Rodney!
A poker table where seasoned players can sit down and invest their money and, at the expense of inexperienced players (donkeys), realize gains that far exceed the ROI that can be found in the traditional stock market.
Guy 1: "Dude, where did you get the scratch to afford a flash car like that? You hit the lottery or something?!"
Guy 2: "Nope. This is what a 38% ROI will get you. Fuck the stock market, I invest in the donk market, beeotch!
One who loves to take naps, sleep a lot, or “snooze”. Also sometimes a donk
“You are definitely a snooze donk”
a child that is only happy whilst in a door bouncer
Fred: look at her bouncing
George: What a zeb donk!