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A really funny guy. A line that can be heard from him is: go on jump off and pick some corn what's the worst that can happen.
He's like the tranzit bus driver
Angry old jewgene leprechaun on the Howard Stern show that started as a limo driver for Howard and somehow fell upward to being on air talent. When he talks you don't care about anything he has to say, when he is finished talking you just want your time back. Lacks all emotions except for anger.
ronnie the limo driver
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You know that bitch Herman keeps bragging about hooking up with? I finally saw her today and jesus she's a truck driver.
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Everyone's last resort when it comes to a job. When all else fails the moderately retarded teach a class that a monkey can teach; Drivers Ed. Unfortunately the "Teachers" more like retards take the class as seriously as they can because they know that literally anyone (person or monkey) can replace them at any minute.
Fuck, I dropped out of high school, Mcdonald's fired me, and i can't apply for my Wick's Card. I guess I'll just have to teach Drivers Ed.
Drivers Ed Teacher
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Women Drivers No Survivors is a hereditary that continues to spreads around through female life on to generation to generation and so on.
This disease it most likely to cause major car accidents
and causing you to lose money from insurance or even cause of death. Females do not know why they cause these horrible collisions because they are CUNTS or DUMBASS BITCHES.
Five ways to notice they are not driving correctly.
5.They are on their first test-drive.(trust me You will notice this when they are driving slow.)
4.They are paying attention to the person behind them without looking through the head mirror.(You will notice this when they are driving left to right on a wrong lane)
3.They are doing makeup.(They dont pay attention to the traffic light.)
2.They are talking to their phone.(Look above)
And this is the Big mac daddy reason why they can't fucking drive.
1.They are talking to phone while they are using their hands.
Number one does not need an explanation.
Trish puts on makeup.
She got hit by a truck
she died
Go figure
Women Drivers No Survivors
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When u put your girl in a handstand and then proceed to put your penis in her and spin around
Omg, I never tried that Arkansas pile driver but now I'm hooked
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An act that is simply cool, anybody who genuinely thanks the bus driver is cooler than anybody you could possibly meet. These people are on higher standards of coolness and are highly praised online.
Thanking the bus driver
Tom: Thanks for the ride man
Bus driver: :)
Danny: Yo bro, that was cool af.
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