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The obscene amount of money you spend on crap while waiting 20 minutes for a prescription you should have called in.
"Nose hair clippers for my dog. Genius!" Ahem, you were just victim to Drug Store Rape.
"Anything 'as advertised on tv'."
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Recreational drugs referred to by their alphanumeric names, such as 4-AcO-DMT or 5-MeO-DIPT.
Damn kids and their crazy license plate drugs...
Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar, Also known as Cardi B, Queen of drugging men, or Queen of raping men, and Transphoic Person. Use any of these they all fit!
"I watched QODM performence today. Her raping skills are outstanding." "As I walked I ran into the Queen Of Drugging Men. I sprinted in free of crack going into my eye sockets."
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Propagonda commercials funded by anti-drug think tanks like Partnership for a Drug-Free America.
Most(all) of them show huge exaggerations of the harms of recreational drug use and show some lame teenagers (who probably are in the commercials because of plea bargain) that try to show you better things to do then use drugs by doing wholesome Christian activities.
Though there was this witty one that started looking like an prescription drug commercial advertising Ecstacy.
Eh go watch an American TV channel when children are likely to be watching. Youre bound to see one. Maybe you might even be the awesomely amusing prescription Ecstacy commercial too.
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Having to refrain from smoking pot, or using other drugs, to pass a drug test
"No I can't hit that bong man, I'm studying for a drug test for work."
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A song by the rock/alternative band, Boys Like Girls.
The lead singer/lyricist, Martin Johnson, was motivated to write "Dance Hall Drug" because: "So many kids are growing up too fast. 13 year olds are giving each other hand jobs in the back of the bus, 14 year olds are already drinking and partying..."
It is apparently about losing your virginity.
Other than that, it's pretty catchy.
"Do you, do you wanna lose it all? `Cuz this is more than just a dance hall drug, You can't wait to fall in love..." ~An excerpt of "Dance Hall Drug."
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