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When you spit your dip inside a girls vagina and she enjoys the tingling burning sensation inside.
Last night I have her the copenhagen express.
When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
What men should say when they're ready to insert their dicks in a woman's vagina and have a great time.
Husband: I'm gonna dive right in vagina express now. Are you ready?
Wife: Yes, babe!
When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.
The act of being face fucked repeatedly to the point of mental retardation
Boy o boy august, that salsbury express we ran sure was a blast!
Where there is a line of people who are in Human Centipede formation and when someone shits in their mouth they have to yell “Choo Choo” and they lose.
I can’t believe I won The Trey Way Express yesterday, too bad you had to eat shit.
A restaurant that sells sushi on a conveyor belt
Have you been to Sushi Express?