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When he unexpectedly cums on your face, so you snort the semen. The recieving end in turn coughs it back onto the man's face.
Can't believe she gave me a recycled facial last night!
type of fungus that will be faded to ur face bc big noob. most times ur face will get coyotes pervaded by naturist feet fungi. u can wash it off.
ex: hey look at John! he was facial foot fungus.
John: rubs feet on candy face
candy: *implants a explosive bomb.*
When an individidual, Male or Female, lacks characteristics in the facial region that are considered appealing.
Cher has a severe case of Facial Ineptitude.
Facial frommel is the name representing the layer of saline solution covering an eye ball after applying Bretty Drops. A new brand of eye drops that soothe scratchiness as a result of dried rheum.
"How many caps does it take to get facial frommel?"
When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow
“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”
When a nigga ejaculates on your face my guy.
I gave this girl a huge cum shot facial.
A vulgar phrase, meant to simultaneously describe the act, displeasure, ridiculousness, and frustration of being attacked and/or bombarded by a swarm of any flying, winged creature(s), to the point of having said creature(s), their body parts, or any debris being carried by them ending up in the eyes and/or facial orifices resulting in disorientation or mild discomfort.
Meant to use some of the parallels related to acts of sexual climax onto one's face to "colourfully" convey a message of feeling "pursued" by forces that have no interest in such acts. Usually meant to convey, frustration or a alternate sense of humour about the situation.
These mosquitos are relentless! They're getting in my eyes, mouth, nose, ears, and hair.
It's like I'm getting a winged facial!