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A term used by guys to describe how likely their brilliant home improvement projects, social plans or geek toys will be accepted by their wives.
Note that the purist never assigns a Wife Acceptance Factor a number score, like 8.7, or a even a relative amount like "low" or "high". This is what keeps it from being the precise measurement implied by the name, and adds to the irony.
Neither does the purist ever use the abbreviation WAF, it is always sardonically drawled out in full: "Wife Acceptance Factor".
It is also never used by hen-pecked husbands, since they have no say in anything anyway.
Yeah, that SONY 60" 3D HDTV I wanted just didn't have the whole Wife Acceptance Factor thing going on.
Dude! That's at least reasonable. My wife put the kibosh on my awesome home automation plan, which anyone would agree should fly right under the Wife Acceptance Factor radar.
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A factor present in all institutions measuring the questionable beliefs and practices that people new to the organization must accept in order to fit in and function with others in it. The expression is derived from the Jonestown mass suicide where followers of Jim Jones drank poisoned soft drinks (off brand Kool-Aid).
Alcoholics Anonymous is a great organization, but if you join it, know that it has a Kool-Aid factor.
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A quality possessed by irritating singers/musicians
(on a scale measured in Bublés)
Oh, I hate that Paulo Nutini, he has such Bublé Annoyance Factor!!
A special trait that makes someone become a superstar in a specific skill or quality
Derrick was incredibly skilled and talented at football, and his Superstar X Factor was his ability to never be tackled.
Intense relaxing. Chill out on an extreme level.
On the weekend a little chill factor five is in order.
1. The result achieved from dividing the number representing the net volume of semen generated from a masterbatory session by the distance over which it was ejaculated.
2. An element defined as being the extent to which a mental or pornographic fantasy, female companion, or Yiddish curmudgeon is capable of qualitatively enhancing a masterbatory session.
1. The rub-off factor cannot yet be calculated, as the measurement data remains yet to be disclosed to the public.
2. But seriously, a fine Jewish octogenarian with his schnoz and yamaka has a far higher rub-off factor than anything Hugh Hefner can provide.
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a random nutcase. one who shaves his chest in the shower then blames someone else for clogging up the plug hole. one who invites american males into his jacuzzi
that rapist face has the platt factor
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