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To be fake or to not keep it real
Yo man, don't fake the funk.
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Americans who claim to be of Irish decent, but are not.
The Yetman family of South Boston are fake Irish.
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An American kid who listens to UK punk rock and decides to fake their life around it. They usually go around their high school sporting a Union Jack on their jacket and saying, "Anarchy in the UK!" before heading home and pleasuring themselves to the large Union Jack hanging in their disgusting room. They grin stupidly when given the chance to slip in some "Brit Slang" like cheerio or wanker. Generally they're the most uncultured people around and have never met anyone from the UK let alone been there. They cling onto a culture they've only seen on TV and heard through the headphones "mummy dearest" gave them.
UK Fake: "Hey man, have you ever heard of the Adicts?"
Real person: "Yeah I have actually, they throw an awesome show."
UK Fake: "Oh, I bet. I wanna go sooo bad but my mom's a wanker and won't give me the money."
Real Person: "Name one of them."
UK Fake: "Ugh, well there's... I gotta go, cheerio!"
Real Person #2: "Fuck that UK Fake, has anyone ever told him he looks like a dick wearing that flag?"
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When you go down on a girl, and you pretend to be eating her out, but really you are rubbing her vagina with your finger, and making noises like you are eating her out.
I gave Hannah fake chow last night, and she didn't even notice!
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(n.) A false identification, a pseudonym, an alias.
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(n.) A card that falsely claims the bearer is older than he or she is to enable priveleges such as alcohol or 'baccy.
I was going to show them a fake id but he just gave the stuff to me so I paid for it and walked out. Only bouncers actually give a shit about identification.
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Fake punk is a poppy, watered down version of punk rock. Ramones would be classified more accurately as a sort of proto-punk group, with the Sex Pistols and Dead Kennedys being prime examples of REAL punk. Fake punk sounds too clean, neat, and overproduced. The singing is typically whiny and pre-pubescent. The songs are generally sickeningly melodic and the lyrics are trite. At it's worst, fake punk is a bunch of teenagers clad in Hot Topic singing about their girlfriend's, at it's most tolerable (yet still unbearable) fake punk features pseudo-political lyrics written obviously by someone who took a "social issues" class in highschool.
The people of fake punk rock, the fake punks themselves, make it more than obvious that they put alot of thought and effort into conforming to a certain standard, and totally contradict their supposed belief in non-conformity by wearing a uniform. Arguably, even "real punks" with mohawks and homemade clothes are still fake, because they too are trying to conform despite their supposed non-conformist lifestyle. In the purest form, a true blue punk would walk around wearing a tshirt and jeans or sweat pants or WHATEVER because the essence of the punk aesthetic is not giving a FUCK about what you look like or what other people think. Thus a true punk appreciates everything about punk rock and doesn't waste his time getting dressed up in a costume to be cool.
NOFX and Good Charlotte are both fake punk.
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Aside from definition 1, it is also kids who call themselves straight edge while they are underage and then plan to drink when they are older.
Real edger: Hey man, what are you doing? I thought you were straight edge?
Fake edge kid: I was, but now I'm old enough to drink.
Real edger: Straight edge is true till death.
Fake edge kid: But i wanna drink...
Real edger: fine, but you never were really straight edge.
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