Fat Family

Fat Family is a series of old home-made movies originally created in 2000, that were meant to be like common television shows, it stars Grandpa, Jake, Beth and Matt.

Fat Family is so named for two reasons:
1. Grandpa, Jake, Beth and Matt, are all very fat.
2. Also Grandpa, Jake, Beth and Matt all have the same last name witch is "Fat."

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fat caleb

Fat Caleb is a fat, idiot marshmallow. He is ugly and terrible with girls. He is a player and a cheater. He is known for being on the show "my million pound life"

Fat Caleb is a ugly cheater

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FAT-ASS

To be huge or bigger than anything in this world. Enormous beyond all extent.
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1) She got hit by a Fat-Ass truck!
2) That byotch left a Fat-Ass mark on his face.

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Fat Trapper

Usually someone of the male gender who isolates an overweight female for awkward sexual moments on a club dance floor.

"Oh man look at Joe! He's one hell of a Fat Trapper."

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Fat Oaf

1. A particular individual who sits around all day gaining weight, and who is moronic. From the latin root, fattius oafius.

2. President Taft.

You: Yo, Joe, did you see Jerry at McDonalds the other day? That fatty had to use his inhaler after every bite.

Joe: Yeah, what a fat oaf.

Or

You: Oh my God, that is one ugly walrus in that picture.

Other guy: That's not a walrus, it's just President Taft's baby picture.

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Fat Redditor

Basically a fat mf who constantly uses cringe, unfunny memes in real life such as big chungus. They will typically weigh over 400 lbs and have a neckbeard. Also they smell of dog shit that has been fermenting in the sun for 10 months.

Politically, they are far left and always shill for Joe Biden despite the fact he is a kid sniffer. Redditors also actively promote and participate in discussions surrounding degeneracy such as porn, feminism, communism and LGBTQ+.

Any opinion that opposes the general reddit hive mind will be downvoted and you will probably get banned.

Person 1: Hey bro did you see that fat guy who just walked passed us, he was wearing a big chungus hoodie and a keanu reeves baseball cap.

Person 2: Yes I did, he is a Fat Redditor.

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fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

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