a really hot sexy whore that deserves to cry
mark: dude that girl just blew me, then bit
derek: wow what a flaming whore
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a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.
person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?
person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse
person 1: damn...
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The term used for a homosexual that has a mustache, and makes Mario Noises when enjoying anal sex.
That dude looks like a Flaming Mario!
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shaming technique When you pour a bag of pop rocks in a girl's cooch. When mixed just right, makes a foaming froth and burns like hell.
Also works in mouth or other orifice. (might as well cause you're gonna die afterwards anyway).
guy1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?
guy2: I gave my girlfriend a flaming volcano... the black eye is nothing compared to my blue balls.
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When after taco night you are having anal sex with your partner and you get a jalapeΓ±o seed stuck in your dick hole!
OH SHIT!!!! I got a flaming penis....
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A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.
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taking a shit that burns your ass hole and singes the ass hairs
dude I have the flaming asscanos so bad I don't think I have a ass anymore
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