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A white ball with black spots. The balls are exactly the same. It's football and it's soccer.
Random person 1: I love football!
Random person 2: That's soccer not football!
Rational person: Dude Football=Soccer calm your tits
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A Hipster football is a frisbee or "flying disk". Just as the hipsters try and stay relevant by ironically liking things, people play frisbee as an alternative to mainstream football.
Hey bro lets go toss around the hipster football.
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A term used with the expression "as queer as" to refer to someone strange or homosexual in a derogatory manner.
You think he's gay?
He's as queer as a football-bat.
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rugby with pads and helmets or puff rugby as i like to call it
person1: i play american football
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!
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The sexual term:
The act of receiving oral sex from your partner, then orgasming on their face, This simple action is followed by placing a large football helmet on the person, backwards. And proceeding to throw them down the stairs.
Man: "dude last night my girl gave me really crappy head, so we played a little Canadian football after she finished."
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American Football is the act of trying to touch other men while running around in tights. For some reason it is called football (it is not played with the foot), but thats just because we're stupid americans. Football requires no stamina because individual plays last up to a grueling 15 seconds. Football players are people who just want to try to be bi-curious by taking showers with each other, and slapping each others asses. Most americans are obsessed with this sport, and on game days, resort to drunken blabbering and screaming random things. All around, the only good part of football is the super bowl half time show.
Alex: American Football!!
Joey: Get Some!!!
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One of the stupidest sports to play for a school.Everyone thinks by playing football their tough, but their aren't, just stupid.Football takes all the money out of the schools athletic funding, and for what? to see a bunch of sweaty men grab each others nuts, grab a stupid ball, which isnt even shaped like a ball. It takes no brains to play football, actually, it destroys brain cells by the constant head trauma. Oh and no one comes to the games to see the game, they come to the games just like in nascar, to see if some one gets wrecked, or gets killed. Oh and you say all other sports are for pussie, well fuck you ass monkeys, yeah look up the term ass monkeys
American Football scenerio
Bill: Why do we have no tennis balls for the tennis team, soccerballs for the soccer team, or any baseballs for the baseball team.
Rob:Oh well you see, we needed heated cup holders for our charter bus, that way we are ready to go play a game that could possible kill us, and that wont even get us a scholarship
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