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A Hipster football is a frisbee or "flying disk". Just as the hipsters try and stay relevant by ironically liking things, people play frisbee as an alternative to mainstream football.
Hey bro lets go toss around the hipster football.
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A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile
Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)
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A term used with the expression "as queer as" to refer to someone strange or homosexual in a derogatory manner.
You think he's gay?
He's as queer as a football-bat.
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rugby with pads and helmets or puff rugby as i like to call it
person1: i play american football
person2: u mean puff rugby
person1: u wot!!!
person2: its basicly rugby with pads and a helmet!!!!!!!
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The sexual term:
The act of receiving oral sex from your partner, then orgasming on their face, This simple action is followed by placing a large football helmet on the person, backwards. And proceeding to throw them down the stairs.
Man: "dude last night my girl gave me really crappy head, so we played a little Canadian football after she finished."
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obviously the hottest type of athlete
"damn! is he a football player?"
"obviously, i mean look how hot he is!"
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American Football is the act of trying to touch other men while running around in tights. For some reason it is called football (it is not played with the foot), but thats just because we're stupid americans. Football requires no stamina because individual plays last up to a grueling 15 seconds. Football players are people who just want to try to be bi-curious by taking showers with each other, and slapping each others asses. Most americans are obsessed with this sport, and on game days, resort to drunken blabbering and screaming random things. All around, the only good part of football is the super bowl half time show.
Alex: American Football!!
Joey: Get Some!!!
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