Damn Sweet Kung Fu

pertaining to an object having serious awesomeness

can also mean hella tight

"Dude, The Warriors is damn sweet kung fu!"

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Scrawny Kung Fu Grip

The act of shoving a baby hand in a gay man rectum, whilst the hand contracts making the aforementioned grip. This term is most widely used amongst pedophiles.

Call 911, I think I saw our neighbor with our baby! I believe they are attempting a Scrawny Kung Fu Grip.

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FU-YOH

noun
1.
An expression used when one is overly surprised and wanted to Fuck (U) someone Yo.

synonyms: Fuckao You, Karsoooon-ed, Omfg!!, FUUUU

I am surprised when I saw a Meng so ks I FU-YOH

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Kung Fu Panda soundtrack

A term for any piece of Asian music

Person 1: "Hey dude what you listening to?"
Asian friend: "A piece of Asian music."
Person 1: "Oh that must be the Kung Fu Panda soundtrack then"

Kung Fu Panda soundtrack is a term for any piece of Asian music.

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Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch

A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.

Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch

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Mom'ed the fu*k out of me!

When your toddler has said, Mom, mom, mom, mom..." endlessly to the point of annoyance and frustration. Making you wonder and understand why animals eat their own young.

Lil Debbi has Mom'ed the fu*k out of me! already today. I had to get some coffee in me before I made poor parenting choices. I still don't know what she wants nor does she I think. "MOM, MOM, MOM, MOM , Mom , mom.

fugoo fish(fu-goo fish)

a type of poision fish that only unicorns can eat without dying.

charlie the unicorn,theres fugoo fish(fu-goo fish) everywhere

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