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The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb
Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference
A day were everyone monki or coral is a monki that day
"IT IS FUNKI MONKI FRIDAY" *monki noises*
When one is attempting to keep it 100% real with someone.
I know you don’t like to hear the truth but I’m just keeping it 100% funky fresh with you.
(Adjective) If you describe something as funky fresh, you mean that it is stylish and modern in an unconventional way
Person 1: "this burger is funky fresh as"
Person 2: "(rolls eyes) shut the funky fresh up" (substitute for swearing)
A retard that has a big ego even though he’s a cornball and is shit at everything in life and his whole personality is gym and girls
This dudes a bitch he must be claps funky
ya know... auto-erotic asphyxiation. The Funky Spider.
"Bro. I almost kicked the bucket last night.."
"What happened?!"
"I couldn't stop doing the Funky Spider."
"Ew wtf is wrong with you!"
When a woman stick her heel in the guys dick while the song “these boots are made for walking” is playing in the background and the guy tries to push flowers out of his ass
Woman: I gave this guy the funky boots and the entire room smelled like flowers