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Pet the fur

Getting drunk while having enormous fun.

“I’m so hungover today, but it was worth it. I pet the fur all night.”

by Flatch76 March 16, 2022


fur buhrger

An unshaven vagina

That is one fur buhrger you got there

by Liam neeson: AKA:badass April 29, 2016


grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.

Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways

by Parry by June 7, 2022


Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021


Fur-Bully

Fur-Bully is a day in December 23th where people get revenge for making them do furry stuff. And some furrys didn't do anything to the people so their safe. Fur-Bully is where furrys will get ready to be scared. For example

Timmy: Bro oh no.. Its Fur-Bully day!
Jack: Uh oh what are we gonna dooooo~?
Zack: ITS FUR-BULLY DAY YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NOW!!!!
JACK: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TIMMY: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Zаckаry December 21, 2020


Fur-Bully

Fur-Bully is a word where you Bully furrys in December 23. We go bully Nekos ,Furrys and etc types of furrys.
They gave us TORTURE in Fur-Day (DECEMBER 20) So is the day where people bully furrys in December 23.

Tom: Aye bro wanna give those furry motherfuckers revenge from december 20?
Jack: FUCK YEAH! LETS BULLY THEIR ASSES
Or.
Tom: Remember how does bitches made us into furrys in december 20?
Jack: Yeah why?
Tom: Its december 23th. Its Fur-Bully day!
Jack: HELL YEAH LETS BULLY THEM!

by Zаckаry December 20, 2020


Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day

On December 18th, if you so much as exist, full immunity to Fur-Day Immunity Day is forced onto you. Therefore, you must participate in Fur-Day if you have a furry friend.

Shawn: Oh no, Fur-Day is in 2 days.
Dean: Don't worry man! Tomorrow is Fur-Day Immunity Day! We'll be fine.
Shawn: You may be right, but today is Fur-Day Immunity Immunity Day...
Dean: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by LunatikFox December 16, 2021