Market Garden

Deviant Sexual Manoevre #47

This is when you interrupt a blowjob by jamming a finger or two in her asshole. Wiggle them around a bit, and then poke them in her mouth.

"Last Night I performet the old 'Market Garden"

Taint Garden

The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.

As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden

Botanic Gardens

A trip that CTYI goes on, and an excellent place to find shrooms, that might or might not paralyze you.

Dude, lets get some shrooms while we're at the botanic gardens.

fertilize the garden

Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.

My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.

garden hose

gives the best damn head

damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B

uphill gardener

see 'HILLSY'

i'm sure that HILLSY is an uphill gardener

Garden hoser

A naive university student who works at a greenhouse over the summer between semesters, unaware of what a 'hoser' is, thus causing all his friends to break out into an uncontrollable fit of laughter.

Dave R.: "I got a new nickname this summer, my boss calls me a garden hoser."

(Friends laugh)

Dave R.: "What? What's so funny?"