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You look like a garden gnome you sexy ass person
If someone is being a bitch call them a frocking garden gnome you little shit
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Deviant Sexual Manoevre #47
This is when you interrupt a blowjob by jamming a finger or two in her asshole. Wiggle them around a bit, and then poke them in her mouth.
"Last Night I performet the old 'Market Garden"
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The area of ingrown hair between the poo poo hole and the frontal genitals consisting of a wide variety of foreign objects including fungi and exotic plant species.
As my head further deepened into her rear, I began to notice the treacherous smells of her taint garden
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A trip that CTYI goes on, and an excellent place to find shrooms, that might or might not paralyze you.
Dude, lets get some shrooms while we're at the botanic gardens.
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Jerking off watching your neighbors porno, while standing outside their window.
My next door neighbor had this sweet porno on, I had to whip out & fertilize the garden.
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damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B
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see 'HILLSY'
i'm sure that HILLSY is an uphill gardener
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