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The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.
I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.
After dinner the other nite, My Gal said it is that time of the month.
But you can still do me in my Jelly Gash
After dinner last night. My gal said it is that time of the month, My area is a total Jelly Gash.
The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
jesus... are those strawberry gashes are you ok?
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When a bloke cuts himself severely when shaving on the mustache area. He has a Gash Tash.
A nick name for someone who severely cut themselves shaving on the mustache.
I gashed my tash yesterday when shaving!
Hey, Terry cut his top lip yesterday badly when shaving, i'm gonna call him Gash Tash from now on!