huge womens sun glasses that hipster chicks wear
That girl with the glam goggles was so freakin hot!
When you’re in the military and someone looks more attractive than they really are because you haven’t had some action in a long time, because you’re in the military.
“Yo that girl over there is really hot.”
“Nah man shes a 5/10 at best, you just have those military goggles on.”
When you give a facial to a someone wearing glasses.
How’d you settle your overdue book fees? I gave the Liberian a Goggle Fogger.
Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.
I gave her a fat pair of Dragon Goggles last night
When a man places his ballsack on a women's forehead, seperates his balls and slides them over her eyes
Man, she loves it when I give her the good ole Nazi goggles
Seeing someone in a very distinct and appreciative way. It is usually associated with having a crush or falling in love with someone, but can also be related to friends(friend goggles), or pets(pet goggles). This can also be referred to as "opening your third eye".
Love Goggles