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When a Man has Sex with a Woman during her period and Cums whilst she is bleeding making red and white,Should they be wearing a blue Condom look at the definition: Captain America.
duuude,I gave that motherfucker a baddass Red white and goo.It was soo bad that she had an orgasm 15hours later.
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Ejaculating onto a female's body or hair and rubbing it in.
Man 1: She is just acting like a real bitch these days.
Man 2: Just giver her the ol' Man Goo Shampoo treatment.
Girl 1: What's wrong with your hair?
Girl 2: My asshole boyfriend came in my hair!
Girl 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Girl 2: He said it was a "man goo shampoo", and it would make me a stronger person.
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Chick takes a load of cum on her chin
splurt, oh not there, you missed my mouth, now I have a foo man goo
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when a guy fists a girl, then proceeds to jizz or cum in his hand, and then slaps the girl across the face with his goo covered hand.
Jimmy gave Susie the best fillipino-goo-slap I've ever seen!
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Any form of caveman Spermatazoa originating from males named Fred living in a city named Bedrock. After coitus with Wilma Fred would usually wipe his 'Yabba-Dabba-Goo' on a wash-rag, push the pelican's foot to open the bird's mouth (much like a trashcan) and drop the 'Goo' covered rag into the Pelican's Mouth. The bird at this point usually would turn, look at the camera, and say, "Bwawk! And you think you've got a shitty job!!' Bwawk....'
When Barney's wife Betty Rubble undressed herself thru the window with full knowledge that Fred was watching, it caused Fred to have an 'Erocktion' and spew his 'yabba-dabba-goo' on the side of Barney's house. When Barney found out that his wife Betty showed Fred 'the goods' he made mad violent love to Betty from behind and ended it with a 'Pterodactyl Punch' to the back of Betty's head thus knocking her out. (see donkey punch)
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the goo-man-chew is when you cum on a girls face, any race and ethnicity but you get so many more koodo points if she is asian, in the shape of a fumanchew gotee. this includes it going down both sides of her mouth and on her chin. if it drips and hangs down than congratu-freaking-lations you are a god
i pretty much just explained the Goo-man-chew in its entirety
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