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granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling

Another way for a female to say she is menstruating.

Girl #1: Are ya' going to the lake today?
Girl #2: Naw, I can't. Granny fell off the roof and has her arm in a sling.
Girl #1: Aw, that's too bad. I'll catch ya' later.

by goobershanker April 6, 2004

29๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 3, 2007

102๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers

I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

by Smollpp2002 May 6, 2024


Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.

The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.

by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023


Granny Tranny

In 2050 when all the transgenders from 2023 become Grandparents.

Hey look over there at Derekโ€™s mom, Bill holding Dereks newborn! Is Bill a Granny Now? Yes Bill is actually a Tranny that is a Granny, therefore a Granny Tranny!

by Johnny creampie September 12, 2023


Fan Granny

Similar to a fan girl, but a mature woman who is obsessed with either fictional characters, actors, or other celebrities. A Fan Granny takes an interest in celebrity happenings the way your own grandmother is interested in your life. She will be there to cheer you on, and will be your fan through good times and bad.

Joyce is such a fan granny when it comes to Ryan Gosling, but its a different story with Mister Darcy.

by leggs1959 August 26, 2016


On That Granny

A placeholder phrase that can mean anything *PORN AFFILIATED*
OTG for short.

Oh gosh you are so On That Granny. USB OTG.

by onthatgranny December 2, 2024