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guy guessing

When a guy confidently claims to know something, but in reality, he's just making wild stabs in the dark.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.

Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"

by alvass September 21, 2023


Water guy

Someone who works in the water business.

Bill: Does this allow the recent events that can show that the legal theory of the coupling through the practical discourses sets our wills predicamently thinking about commonly agreed and proven organizational and management model for the formalities?

Peterson: Ask Pertsa, he is a water guy

by IsmoLaitelaAndTheKokolihapihvi November 12, 2010


"Straight" guy

A guy who says he's straight but is actually gay. In some cases, this gets very serious.

Example of serious cases: Acts straight but actually loves getting fucked by his mates

Another example: Acts straight but jerks off to pictures of his mates

"No, dude! I'm Straight!"

"You're DEFINITELY a "Straight" guy."

by Menkisser <3 October 15, 2023


guy hunting

you go out, preferably late at night.
and hunt for hot guys! duh..


"heyy girl, wanna go guy hunting tonight?"
"yeah, sure"

by sdgfhguydfaj July 20, 2008


tournee guy

A tournee guy exploits a small idea to tour the world (often for a short amount of time) in the biggest way possible.

First of all we thought that he is the new Einstein, but then we noticed he is a classical tournee guy.

by EstelleArsênio June 14, 2021


Statue guy

A type of user, primarily on Twitter, that has a marble statue from Classical history (or the Renaissance) as their profile picture and has far-right politics. Such users typically post about "degeneracy" extensively, and bemoan the loss of "Western values" in countries like the United States of America and the United Kingdom. They also typically idolize Roman culture and are disapproving toward LGBTQ+ rights as well as other liberal priorities.

A statue guy replied to my Tweet of my dog with, "This is why Rome fell."

by lazarusinhell October 28, 2023


Cummy Guy

A guy who is known for ejaculating more than average volumes of sperm

"Glenn can be fun in bed, but sometimes he's too much of a cummy guy for me!"

by Jack George June 11, 2008